What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property