What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.