What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril