What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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A Gorilla

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.