Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx