Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.