Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.