What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking