Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...