Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude