Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne