Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on