Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!