Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo