Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.