Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!