Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee