Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.