Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.