Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM