How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Pentagram Jokes More Pentagram Jokes

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams