How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

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What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.