How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram