What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.