Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.