What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison