What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

400 Jokes More 400 Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!