What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"