What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"