What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!