400 Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!