What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!