What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.