What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.