When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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Because they hang around the fungi.

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He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!