When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

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