When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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I wub you

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"