When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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