What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

D:

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.