What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet