What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire