How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.