How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.