How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.