How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.