How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"