How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!