Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

God Jokes More God Jokes

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.