Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.