Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

God Jokes More God Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.