Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.