Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.