Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!