Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!