Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

B Shell Jokes More B Shell Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.