Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
LONG) Damn.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
Lukewarm
Three degrees, four tops
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
