What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.