What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.