What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains