What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.