What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing