Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.