Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.