Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.