Premature ejactulation.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He thought it was Coke!
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
A Chromophobe.
spit, sallow, and gargle.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
