What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex