What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.