Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.