Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea