Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack