Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety