Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.