Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

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