Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack