Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

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Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.