Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Lesbian Cross Road Jokes More Lesbian Cross Road Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it