Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!