Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!