Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it