Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Childhood Jokes More Childhood Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!