Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood