Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Childhood Jokes More Childhood Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood