Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.