George Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant