George Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.