Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.