Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!