Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily