Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.