What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!