What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

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Conception

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Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!