What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.