What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!