What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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They both spend all their money on payphones.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.