What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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They'll tell you.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.