What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!