Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Red Beard Jokes More Red Beard Jokes

What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard?

Chin"ger

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint