Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

Red Beard Jokes More Red Beard Jokes

What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard?

Chin"ger

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.