Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Red Beard Jokes More Red Beard Jokes

What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard?

Chin"ger

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.