Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Red Beard Jokes More Red Beard Jokes

What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard?

Chin"ger

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash