Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Red Beard Jokes More Red Beard Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard?

Chin"ger

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery