Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.