Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.