What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk