What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Dairy Cow Jokes More Dairy Cow Jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.