What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Dairy Cow Jokes More Dairy Cow Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.