What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".