What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!