What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.