What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic