What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend