What's the easiest way to end a friends...

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

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What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend