What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend