Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idea :)

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I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.