Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.