Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright