Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright