Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright