Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is