Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
They have an engineering degree.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
because their future is so bright
Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.
Becuase atomic bombs are bright.