Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.