Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.