Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.