Most people like the idea of pizza better.
Drones can't tell either
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
Because hes not a planet.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
If they're black, they can't feed a family.
queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
No idea :)
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
