Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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They're both old.

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.