How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)