How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

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How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.