Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull