Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.