Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

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Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant