Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.