Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling