Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.