Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off