Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!