Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.