Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.