Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.