Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.