Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!