Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian