Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.