What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.